Impostors:

www.adamcantor.com "This page has been made to show my ongoing
project of creating the ultimate multimedia system in a vehicle. It
is now possible to have wireless Internet, DVD, GPS Navigation, TV,
Digital Music, etc. all in a vehicle. Some cars will soon come with
these gadgets, I just didnt want to wait, or spend the overpriced
charges for them."

It depresses me to think that the person who bought adamcantor.com is
using the site as a platform to talk about all the crap he is putting
in his car.  This is not even getting into the fact that I think it
is incredibly dangerous to put a TV and internet set-up into a car in
the first place -- especially on the dashboard! --

It's not the life of the driver I'm worried about so much as the
people on the street he will probably end up running over because he
has his head down and is fiddling with all the gadgets and dials and
wires he has in the car while driving through the city.  People can't
even concentrate when they are talking on cell-phones and driving and
at least they are looking and the frickin road.  I'm sorry, this guy
scares me--even if he didn't have the same names as me I would still
be worried about having him on the streets.

www.adamcantor.net Ok, anyone who has photos of roadkill on their
website is alright by me and I'm proud to share my name with them.  
I'd much rather have a guy who is a photographer and trying to make
it happen in the art world than some fucking doofus who is obsessed
with the ideal of having the ultimate stereo in his vehicle.  Just to
show my solidarity with Adam Cantor of adamcantor.net, here is a
photo of some roadkill...
Another This Adam Cantor is Dr. Adam Cantor, and by Dr. I mean a
real Dr., not just a person with a PhD.  Although it seems like he
might be a chiropractor, so maybe he isn't a real doctor after all.  
Just kidding Dr. Adam Cantor, I think you are the best.  I hope
maybe you can fix my back one day.

Another This one is actually me.  A lot of people don't realize that
I am a race car driver from NY State.  No really, sharing my name
with a race car driver is kind cool, even if he drives a silly
looking car.  I'd much rather do this than share my name with a guy
whose car is...well you know where this is going.

Another "My name is Adam "Smelly" Cantor. I am goingto be a junior
and am the only person here at Marist that attends Arlington High
School."  Well, Adam "Smelly" Cantor, learn to have a little self
respect if you want to be in the cool Adam Cantor club with all the
other cool Adam Cantors, otherwise you will have to hang out in the
very uncool Adam Cantor club with people who live to have big
stereos in their cars and who eventually drive right into the ocean
because they can't keep their eyes on the road.

Another This Adam Cantor writes a review of Bob Dylan.  I'll give
you a Bob Dylan review, Mr. so-called Adam Cantor:

BOB DYLAN REVIEW BY ADAM CANTOR:

Dear Bob Dylan, I totally respect the fact that folk music is not a
fixed form and that if you want to play electric guitar you can, but
the truth is you sucked after the changeover.

Another I've been trying for years to get free food at Cantors
Bakery here in Montreal based on the fact that my last name is
Cantor and I'm obviously a part of the family.  I've tried at a few
different locations and so far not a one has given me anything.  
This said, I like Cantor's bakery a lot and I think they usually
have great food.  What is odd though is that the franchise doesn't
seem to have any standard products.  The one closest to me has a lot
of South Indian food (which is great) and also a little kosher
section in the back.  But the one over at Cote de Neige and Van
Horne doesn't have any baked good at all--it's more like a
dépanneur.  The one over at Sherbrooke and W. Broadway where I used
to live had really good tuna sandwiches...well maybe they all have
that.

Finally ...this one is just...well whatever.