The New Testament of an Old Testament Garage God

I been a bad boy
I been a bad boy
You don't even know the half of it
bet you don't wanna know the rest of it.
I been a bad boy.
I been a bad boy.

I killed you mother
and your father
and your brother
and your dog and your cat
and your old fruit bat
and your llama and your grandma
and grandpa and your sister and your shrew
and I fucked them too
up the ass with a chain saw
I made them pay
for the way they treated me and the way they cheated me
I cut them down like every fucking enemy
who ever meant a thing to me/ then screwed me
or used me, sued me, abused me
I'm goona make you sorry that you thought you could choose me
as the one to fuck with.
oh cause I been a bad boy.
I been a bad boy…

(hot guitar solo)

I am the slayer of ten thousand souls
and I march over the land
lamentations rise before me like the vapours of the earth
and there beneath me feet
break the bones of the impenitent
oh I been a bad boy.

Credits:
Adam Cantor: Lyrics and Vocals
Adam Cantor: Guitar
Adam Cantor: Human Beat Box

Reviews:
"You need to work on the mixing because I can't understand the lyrics at all" --Sanja